Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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