you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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