Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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