Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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