if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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