so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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