Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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