Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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