i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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