I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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