Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Oh god it's open bar.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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