Taylor Swift is so right about you.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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