Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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