I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
