I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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