so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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