I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
