dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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