the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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