he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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