This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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