Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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