Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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