Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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