Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
