covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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