Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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