You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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