...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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