I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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