I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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