Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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