On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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