I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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