i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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