Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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