That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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