just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's never too late to be topless.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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