she looked like the bat from fern gully.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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