Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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