it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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