Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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