mondays should just be called national damage control day
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
