piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
