i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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