how can u be prego again
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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