i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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