If i come over, it means nothing
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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