we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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