Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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